TV PILOTS

FrankenFamily

Lucia's 100% Italian, except that she's Asian - a little fact she denies until a bumpy road to pregnancy holds a mirror to her adopted face. Can she finally accept and love the Korean she never wanted to be? Ew.

Wash Your Birdie

A Catholic school virgin promises to please her mother and God, but when she leaves home for college her vagina (portrayed by an animated cartoon bird) is determined to please herself. Will she spread her wings?